Funny Urdu Jokes Collection
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Mareez: Doctor Sahib aap ne nurse tou buhat achi rakhi hui hai,
Ussay dekhte he mein theek ho gya.
Doctor: Han Janta Hun! thappar ki awaz bahir tk aayi thi ?
Pehla wakeel: mere mokal kiharkat dekhi?
doosra wakeel: kiun kya hua?
pehla wakeel: yaar mein ne ussay jaali noton ke muqaddamy se bari karaya
or woh kambakhat mujhe fees mein wohi note de gya. ?
Aik Pakistani khatoon ne aik cheeni aadmi se shadi ki. 5,6 mahinon baad
uske shohar ka intiqal ho gya.
taziat ko aayi aik khatoon ne kuch youn unko hosla diya:
himmmat karo behan, china ke cheezain
5,6 mahine se ziada nahi chaltein ?
Aik aadmi ne FM Radio pe caal ki.
Aadmi: MUjhe aik wallet mila hai jis mein buhat saare paise hain,
address baharabad ka hai__
HOst: tou aap inhain wallet wapis dena chahte hain?
aadmi: pagal samjha hua hai? meri taraf se usse sad song dedicate kar dain.
Sunya Ki Sab Se Patli Kitaab Ka Naam Hai:
“Auratain Kya Chahti Hain”
Andar aik Safeh per sirf aik lafaz likha hai
“Har Cheez” ?
Bewakoof Shehri:
yeh saamne jo gaye nazar aa rahi hai ess ke seeng kiun nahi hain?
dehati: Seeng na hone ki nuhat si wajuhaat hoti hain, baaz ke seeng
toot jaate hain, or baaz ke hum kaat dete hain, baaqi rahi woh saamne wali gaye
tou us ke seeng ess liye nahi hain keh wo gaye nahi, ghoora hai. ?
Maa: munne! yeh darwaze par gande hathon ke nishanat tumhare hain?
Beta: Ji nahi ammi jaan, mein tou laat maar kar darwaza kholta hun. ?
Aik shakhs: mein aaj aik bare aadmi ki jaib kaati.
doosra: kamal hai______ akhir kaise?
pehla: Mein Darzi Hoon. ?
Biwi: tum ne shadi se pehle kiun nahi btaya keh tum ghareeb ho:
shohar: hazar baar btaya tha keh tumhare elawa mere pass kuch nahi hai,
tum yeh baat sun kar paglon ki tarah hansne lagti thi. ?
Biwi shohar sy: darling lagta hai mein buhat moti ho gayi hun warna pehle
tum mujhe farij tak banhon mein utha kar lekr jaate thy or ice cream khilate thy.
shohar jhagre ke khouf se nahi jan aisi tou koi baat nahi.
biwi: chalo phir aaj pehle ki tarah mujhe utha kar farij tak lekr jao or icecream khilao.
shohar pareshan ho kar: darling! tum yaheen betho aaj mein farij utha kar lata hun
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Saas: janti ho bahoo: jab mein umeed se thi, meine jo kuch khaya,
aaj mere bete ko har woh cheez pasand hai
Bahoo: lekin aapko kam az kam charas or sharab se parhaiz karna chahiye tha ______?
biwi: hamari parosan har maheene apne shohar ke sath ghoomne jati hai.
shohar: tou phir?
biwi: tou aap bhi kabhi le jaya karain na!
shohar: mein 3,4 bar kaha hai, par woh maanti hi nahi______?
aik biwi ne mote mote ansoobaha kar shohar se kaha:
is lockdown ki wajah se meri hasiat aik nokrani jaisi ho gayi hai.
shohar: meine kapre dhoye, jharoo pocha se lekr khana pakana
sab kaam tou meine kiye tum kaise nokarani ho gai?
biwi ne masomiat se jawab diya:
Dil ka operation karte huye doctor hansne laga.
nurse; aap kiun hans rahe hain?
doctor bola: pehli baar dil khol kar hansne ka mouqa mila hai.
